My friends NI, Utes and every other breed out there
reading the TIDA website, the time has come to take action ... forget
petitions, takes too long and we need to act right now with no further
delay ...
We have decided that enough is enough and we have started the
revolution against ... the hoover! ... Finish the noisy machine
sucking in all our hard work (aka: mess from the human's point of
view) that is plugged into the wall in a white little box with holes
in it (also known as the hoover; vaccum cleaner once again from our
humans' language!). They make too much noise, either scare us and/or
disturb us in our nap and to make matter worse: we have to move from
our comfy spot so the hoover can clean the area where we were
sleeping! ...
Chewing the plug isn't enough .. we have seen it the hard way ...
plugs can be changed easily! ... BUT, chew the head brush and half the
work is done! Make sure the head brush can no longer fit the metal
tube.
Bad news is when mum kept the old one and used the old one's head
brush ... then it's back to a new master plan of destruction! ...
Don' t think any further my fury friends ... we have found (tried and
tested) the solution : chew the filter, and the thingy wotsit that
hold the dust! (for those who have to deal with a bagless hoover) and
... voila!!!! .... a hoover that can no longer be used!!!
Of course you should be prepared to be told off, but do the same as
when mum tries to make you do something you don't wanna do ... ignore
her and carry on what ever you are doing!!!
My friends, come and join us in the extinction of the hoover ... the
more joining the forces, the better chance we will beat the evil
machine and extinct it forever from planet earth !!!
Indy, Tiga and Yuma!!
The World according to the
Jersey Gang...
we're going ''healthy'' here!
Hi ya all ... it's me Tiga!
I couldn't help notice few things on the kitchen tops
for ages now and while everyone was busy me and my bros agreed that
we would take our live-in humans in our paws on the way to healthy
life style!
First of all, I couldn't believe that mum bought; again; a box of
salt! ... I got rid of the last one few days ago and here she came
last night with a brand new box of salt! (what a cheeky human she
is!!!); so I took care of the new one this morning! Salt isn't good
for you so down on the carpet it went!!!
Pills, pills, pills ... can't be good either for your health so
let's open boxes and spill the pills in the hallway!
Ok, we're halfway .... what next??.... cling film .... what the hell
is that??? surely can't be good for you so there it went, box
containing the clear cling film in pieces and the cling film roll
chewed (well, tried to but it is a big roll, so couldn't damage it
too much
) ...
So that's what we have been up to today! ... But mum said (when she
came back) that she will take our paw prints to buster the little
thief ... got to get some paw gloves next time i put my paws on the
kitchen tops (yep! i left some muddy paw print all over!!!)
Hope uncle Timber will be proud of me
Tiga.
P.S.. the hoover is still down, mum tried to look online for the
parts but can't find the part where the dust goes ... so we are
still out of the noisy thing that scares me and more shedding hair
all over the place we are doing!!!
Living with northern inuits
what can i say?
they look like a wolf
but just want to play
Never a dull moment
that much is true
they follow you everywhere
even to the loo
You need a sense of humour
to get you through the day
just roll your eyes & have a laugh
coz its the only way
I love their happy expressions
the excitement that fills their eyes
the one thing you can rely on
Your friend who never lies