(an owners perspective)

 

The World according to the Jersey Gang...

 time to act ... now!!

My friends NI, Utes and every other breed out there reading the TIDA website, the time has come to take action ... forget petitions, takes too long and we need to act right now with no further delay ...

We have decided that enough is enough and we have started the revolution against ... the hoover! ... Finish the noisy machine sucking in all our hard work (aka: mess from the human's point of view) that is plugged into the wall in a white little box with holes in it (also known as the hoover; vaccum cleaner once again from our humans' language!). They make too much noise, either scare us and/or disturb us in our nap and to make matter worse: we have to move from our comfy spot so the hoover can clean the area where we were sleeping! ...

Chewing the plug isn't enough .. we have seen it the hard way ... plugs can be changed easily! ... BUT, chew the head brush and half the work is done! Make sure the head brush can no longer fit the metal tube.
Bad news is when mum kept the old one and used the old one's head brush ... then it's back to a new master plan of destruction! ...

Don' t think any further my fury friends ... we have found (tried and tested) the solution : chew the filter, and the thingy wotsit that hold the dust! (for those who have to deal with a bagless hoover) and ... voila!!!! .... a hoover that can no longer be used!!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

Of course you should be prepared to be told off, but do the same as when mum tries to make you do something you don't wanna do ... ignore her and carry on what ever you are doing!!!

My friends, come and join us in the extinction of the hoover ... the more joining the forces, the better chance we will beat the evil machine and extinct it forever from planet earth !!!

Indy, Tiga and Yuma!!

 

 

 

The World according to the Jersey Gang...

we're going ''healthy'' here!

                                     Hi ya all ... it's me Tiga!

I couldn't help notice few things on the kitchen tops for ages now and while everyone was busy me and my bros agreed that we would take our live-in humans in our paws on the way to healthy life style!

First of all, I couldn't believe that mum bought; again; a box of salt! ... I got rid of the last one few days ago and here she came last night with a brand new box of salt! (what a cheeky human she is!!!); so I took care of the new one this morning! Salt isn't good for you so down on the carpet it went!!! biggrin.gif

Pills, pills, pills ... can't be good either for your health so let's open boxes and spill the pills in the hallway!

Ok, we're halfway .... what next??.... cling film .... what the hell is that??? surely can't be good for you so there it went, box containing the clear cling film in pieces and the cling film roll chewed (well, tried to but it is a big roll, so couldn't damage it too much sad.gif ) ...

So that's what we have been up to today! ... But mum said (when she came back) that she will take our paw prints to buster the little thief ... got to get some paw gloves next time i put my paws on the kitchen tops (yep! i left some muddy paw print all over!!!) ohmy.gif rolleyes.gif

Hope uncle Timber will be proud of me biggrin.gif

Tiga.

P.S.. the hoover is still down, mum tried to look online for the parts but can't find the part where the dust goes ... so we are still out of the noisy thing that scares me and more shedding hair all over the place we are doing!!! cheer.gif cheer.gif cheer.gif

 

 

Living with northern inuits
what can i say?
they look like a wolf
but just want to play

Never a dull moment
that much is true
they follow you everywhere
even to the loo

You need a sense of humour
to get you through the day
just roll your eyes & have a laugh
coz its the only way

I love their happy expressions
the excitement that fills their eyes

the one thing you can rely on
Your friend who never lies


                                   By Becky Coles

 

 

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